Now hiring: businesses with a seat to fill
We make virtual employees for specific roles — receptionists, support reps, more on the way. Half the cost. Working 24/7. Ready in days, not weeks.
For small-to-mid-sized businesses with an open front-desk seat.
For any business with a backed-up inbox, ticket queue, or chat widget.
Intake coordinators, bookkeepers, office managers, schedulers. If the seat you're hiring for isn't listed yet, tell us — we'll build it if it's a fit.
Tell us about your seat →Book a 15-minute working session. Describe the seat — what it does, where it lives, who the worker reports to.
We deploy it to your tools — phones, email, calendar, helpdesk — in 3–5 business days. We come out. We onboard it. We hang out.
It runs on your real work. You pay nothing for the first 28 days. On day 28 you decide. If you pass, we remove ourselves from your tools the same day.
One of the most expensive things a business can do is hire people.
Posting, screening, interviewing, onboarding, ramp — weeks of lost time before anyone's useful. And that's when it works out.
New hires take weeks to ramp. So do ours. The difference: every correction sticks. The worker you have on day 30 is measurably better than the worker you had on day 1 — and keeps compounding from there.
If it's not working on day 28, we remove ourselves from your tools the same day.
We use our own product. Our receptionist is a Crystal worker. So is our support rep. If you want a live demo, you're already talking to one when you call.
Occasional notes as workers ship, pilots wrap, and we learn what actually works. No hype, no drip campaigns.